Washed up movie stars (though I did expect better from John Malkovich) playing washed up secret agents. Didn’t they just make this movie? Didn’t Bruce Willis JUST make this movie? Oh yeah…
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Surrogates (2009)
Hello pretty lady with peely face. Whoa what’s that stupid robotic voice that’s trying to sound cool? Oh it’s just the narrator. Continue…Holy shitballz is that a terminator at :17? Is this terminator 6? Okay, okay. This narrator is a little off but at least it makes the setting painfully obvious. Some trailers fail to [...]