Washed up movie stars (though I did expect better from John Malkovich) playing washed up secret agents. Didn’t they just make this movie? Didn’t Bruce Willis JUST make this movie? Oh yeah…
Category Archives: Comedy
Jackass 3D (2010)
Let me drop this straight up, I think 3D films are a waste of time. When I was just a wee lad, I remember seeing Muppets in 4D at Universal Studios and thinking, wow, this is an awesome novelty, but it doesn’t really help communicate a story or enhance the substance or realism of the [...]
The Tooth Fairy (2009)
Alright, I’ll be the first to admit it. I dropped the ball and haven’t updated the website in a long time. Hey, sometimes there just isn’t enough hate to go around. But after taking a look at this excuse for a movie trailer that was little I could do to keep my mouth shut. I [...]
Zombieland (2009)
“Finally, a zombie movie that really gets it,” was my gut reaction after watching the Zombieland trailer. My gut of course neglected to remember Shaun of the Dead but nevertheless Zombieland looks great. Zombies, as most of you know, are the most absurd and frightening thing that could possible happen to humanity. Personally, I’m plagued [...]
Little Fockers
The poster for this movie says it best, “maybe kids will bring them closer together” because the is the only logical place this series could go to get you to buy a ticket.