Washed up movie stars (though I did expect better from John Malkovich) playing washed up secret agents. Didn't they just make this movie? Didn't Bruce Willis JUST make this movie? Oh yeah...
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Trailer Hater: The Podcast – Episode 01
Hater and GzeshDP open up the inaugural episode of Trailer Hater: The Podcast with trailer reviews of Enter the Void, Waiting for Superman and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Brief reviews of Get Him to the Greek and Scott Pilgrim are included.
The Social Network (2010)
All I can think about as I watch this trailer is how much I hate Hollywood. This has bullshit written all over it. As soon as the first note of “freak” hits my speakers, I know they’re trying to infuse this story with more drama than there actually is. It’s Shakespearean, almost. An utterly absurd [...]
I’m Still Here (2010)
Confused? Remember this guy? Welp, Joaquin Phoenix pulled a fast one on you. Apparently he pulled a fast one…or at least a semi-lob on some of us, because the last few years of acting a certain way was an elaborate hoax, perpetrated by Joaquin in an effort to put together a documentary…thingy. I can’t say [...]
Little Fockers
The poster for this movie says it best, "maybe kids will bring them closer together" because the is the only logical place this series could go to get you to buy a ticket.