Wow, dystopian futures are really popular these days, huh. I’ll agree, at first glance the premise of this trailer sounds kind of cool. A future where humans are going extinct and everyone is a vampire, then when you send the clip of the human harvesting fields at :39 and realize this is just The Matrix [...]
The trailer begins by presenting us with some benign text. “Beyond 1984″ – okay I can believe that. If this is 1974 that’s only 10 years from now. “Beyond 2001″ – Alright, you’re conjuring up some Arthur C. Clarke now and while the year 2000 seems outlandish to the 70s, it’s just a number. “Beyond [...]
When I heard “they” (aka dumb-fuck Hollywood) were making a DBZ movie, I was actually pretty excited. Not only was DBZ one of my favorite after school shows that pumped me up for track practice, but with episode after episode of enemies gazing into each others’ eyes while grunting and “charging up”, it kindled one [...]
Terminator and Terminator 2 were fine works of cinematic succulence because they didn’t sacrifice useless action scenes for a developed window into a creative plot (cough Matrix sequels. Excuse me). Without going into depth of why the coffin tossing third edition in the Terminator series is a mere reflection of the original concept, Terminator [...]
The Tooth Fairy (2009)
Alright, I’ll be the first to admit it. I dropped the ball and haven’t updated the website in a long time. Hey, sometimes there just isn’t enough hate to go around. But after taking a look at this excuse for a movie trailer that was little I could do to keep my mouth shut.
I had [...]