Alright, I’ll be the first to admit it. I dropped the ball and haven’t updated the website in a long time. Hey, sometimes there just isn’t enough hate to go around. But after taking a look at this excuse for a movie trailer that was little I could do to keep my mouth shut.
I had [...]
Wow, dystopian futures are really popular these days, huh. I’ll agree, at first glance the premise of this trailer sounds kind of cool. A future where humans are going extinct and everyone is a vampire, then when you send the clip of the human harvesting fields at :39 and realize this is just The Matrix [...]
Hello pretty lady with peely face. Whoa what’s that stupid robotic voice that’s trying to sound cool? Oh it’s just the narrator. Continue…Holy shitballz is that a terminator at :17? Is this terminator 6? Okay, okay.
This narrator is a little off but at least it makes the setting painfully obvious. Some trailers fail to do [...]
“Finally, a zombie movie that really gets it,” was my gut reaction after watching the Zombieland trailer. My gut of course neglected to remember Shaun of the Dead but nevertheless Zombieland looks great.
Zombies, as most of you know, are the most absurd and frightening thing that could possible happen to humanity. Personally, I’m plagued with [...]
Where the Wild Things Are is one of the greatest children’s books of all time (right up there with Goodnight Moon and Pet the Bunny), which is why I’m very skeptical if not protective of what Hollywood might have done to it.
Apparently this movie already came out in April of this year, not that it matters as I never intend on seeing it. This trailer presents a new genre I’m inventing called the Wes Anderson Generic. We all know the Wes Anderson film, it’s a story about unlikely love, unlikely situations and characters that say what [...]
The trailer begins by presenting us with some benign text. “Beyond 1984″ – okay I can believe that. If this is 1974 that’s only 10 years from now. “Beyond 2001″ – Alright, you’re conjuring up some Arthur C. Clarke now and while the year 2000 seems outlandish to the 70s, it’s just a number. “Beyond [...]
Finally, a movie trailer with the right balance of danger, science fiction and humanity. Moon stars my favorite Galaxy Quest star, Sam Rockwell, in the story of a energy harvester living and working on the moon for a three year stay. Things appear to go wrong (as they often do in space according to Hollywood) [...]
I’m not sure, who decided this was a good idea, but he was probably high and with Matthew Mcconaughey.
MM: You know what would be a kick ass movie.
Who Ever Wrote This Piece of Shit: No. I clearly don’t.
MM: A movie where I play this like surfer, dude guy. And then the waves go away and [...]
Up in the Air (2010)
Finally a movie for every middle-class executive who spends half his/her life in the air. My favorite part of this trailer is how well it sells itself to that demographic.