Hello pretty lady with peely face. Whoa what’s that stupid robotic voice that’s trying to sound cool? Oh it’s just the narrator. Continue…Holy shitballz is that a terminator at :17? Is this terminator 6? Okay, okay.
This narrator is a little off but at least it makes the setting painfully obvious. Some trailers fail to do [...]
Finally, a movie trailer with the right balance of danger, science fiction and humanity. Moon stars my favorite Galaxy Quest star, Sam Rockwell, in the story of a energy harvester living and working on the moon for a three year stay. Things appear to go wrong (as they often do in space according to Hollywood) [...]
I’m not sure, who decided this was a good idea, but he was probably high and with Matthew Mcconaughey.
MM: You know what would be a kick ass movie.
Who Ever Wrote This Piece of Shit: No. I clearly don’t.
MM: A movie where I play this like surfer, dude guy. And then the waves go away and [...]
Daybreakers (2009)
Wow, dystopian futures are really popular these days, huh. I’ll agree, at first glance the premise of this trailer sounds kind of cool. A future where humans are going extinct and everyone is a vampire, then when you send the clip of the human harvesting fields at :39 and realize this is just The Matrix [...]