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RED (2010)
Washed up movie stars (though I did expect better from John Malkovich) playing washed up secret agents. Didn’t they just make this movie? Didn’t Bruce Willis JUST make this movie? Oh yeah…
Bruce Willis is a cool guy. He’s starred in some of my favorite movies like The Fifth Element, 12 Monkeys, Sin City, Pulp Fiction and those Die Hard movies weren’t terrible. John Malkovich is a fine actor too. I loved him in Being John Malkovich and probably something else. It seems that due to the economic downturn, actors will star in anything to stay afloat, even the same movie, twice in a row.
The RED trailer plays out as expected. I could predict what was going to happen about two minutes in. Bruce and Johnny band together to fight the government for their lives. Action/comedy ensues. This trailer is formulaic, unfunny, and doesn’t even offer any decent action. There’s really nothing to say about this at all.
Bottom Line:
Nope.
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