I’m not sure, who decided this was a good idea, but he was probably high and with Matthew Mcconaughey.
MM: You know what would be a kick ass movie.
Who Ever Wrote This Piece of Shit: No. I clearly don’t.
MM: A movie where I play this like surfer, dude guy. And then the waves go away and I have to like, save the ocean, if not…the world.
WEWTPOS: Matt, you need to smoke some more of this, because that’s the greatest most original story I’ve ever heard.
MM: Yeah, now if can only find someone that looks enough like me to play the surfer dude.
WEWTPOS: Hmmm…Why don’t you do it?
MM: Holy shit. I didn’t think of that. That’s awesome.
As I watch the first 50 seconds of this trailer, all I can think about is why would I ever want to watch this movie unless I was any two of the following: A. Blazed 24/7 B. A Surfer C. Desperate to see Mcconaughey shirtless. Because I’m not actually any of those options, the first 50 seconds of this trailer seem like an extended opening to a gay porn.
But wait, Mcconaughey’s (I’m already tired of typing his name) paradise is about to be torn apart when the one thing he loves and the one thing making this movie appeal to folks in option B and C is taken away – the waves, man.
What apparently happens next is straight out of a shitty movie…M apparently cuts a deal with some billionaire that has nothing better to do with his money than invest in virtual reality surfing, and then, out of the blue, there’s some mention about being in a reality show. And phew, this isn’t a gay porn after all, there’s some chicks being objectified.
From there it’s clear that M decides to renege on his deal with Mr. Moneybanks and then there’s a cop chase, more ladies and Willie Nelson. If this movie actually exists, it was probably just a product of M trying to get paid to surf.
Sufer, Dude (2008) – Did this actually happen?
I’m not sure, who decided this was a good idea, but he was probably high and with Matthew Mcconaughey.
MM: You know what would be a kick ass movie.
Who Ever Wrote This Piece of Shit: No. I clearly don’t.
MM: A movie where I play this like surfer, dude guy. And then the waves go away and I have to like, save the ocean, if not…the world.
WEWTPOS: Matt, you need to smoke some more of this, because that’s the greatest most original story I’ve ever heard.
MM: Yeah, now if can only find someone that looks enough like me to play the surfer dude.
WEWTPOS: Hmmm…Why don’t you do it?
MM: Holy shit. I didn’t think of that. That’s awesome.
As I watch the first 50 seconds of this trailer, all I can think about is why would I ever want to watch this movie unless I was any two of the following: A. Blazed 24/7 B. A Surfer C. Desperate to see Mcconaughey shirtless. Because I’m not actually any of those options, the first 50 seconds of this trailer seem like an extended opening to a gay porn.
But wait, Mcconaughey’s (I’m already tired of typing his name) paradise is about to be torn apart when the one thing he loves and the one thing making this movie appeal to folks in option B and C is taken away – the waves, man.
What apparently happens next is straight out of a shitty movie…M apparently cuts a deal with some billionaire that has nothing better to do with his money than invest in virtual reality surfing, and then, out of the blue, there’s some mention about being in a reality show. And phew, this isn’t a gay porn after all, there’s some chicks being objectified.
From there it’s clear that M decides to renege on his deal with Mr. Moneybanks and then there’s a cop chase, more ladies and Willie Nelson. If this movie actually exists, it was probably just a product of M trying to get paid to surf.
Don’t waste your life.
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